MEN ARE FROM VEGAS, WOMEN ARE FROM M&S
The Eternal Verbal Battle of the Sexes - Men v. Women in their Views on Life.
The Eternal Verbal Battle of the Sexes - Men v. Women in their Views on Life.
 Men are from Vegas Women are from M&S [Draft front cover] To be published in 2011 For more info about this book and its due publication date and details, click here to email Blue Eyed Books. "It is only WOMEN who have headaches without telling anybody, remember arguments verbatim, re-use cotton wool, worry about the problems of characters on television, or have close and long-standing friendships with people they don't like. And it is only MEN who get excited about military hardware . . . say 'Can't we talk about this tomorrow?', have any interest in watching Michael Caine films . . . or take out a pint of milk, sniff it, make a face, then put it back in the fridge." Victoria Coren, For Richer or Poorer (2009) "WOMEN do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like MEN, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen." Compton Mackenzie "When WOMEN are depressed, they eat or go shopping. MEN invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking." Elayne Boosler "WOMEN now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. MEN have the same choice we've always had: work or prison." Tim Allen "WOMEN speak because they wish to speak, whereas a MAN speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks." Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines (1960) "Here's all you have to know about men and women: WOMEN are crazy, MEN are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." George Carlin | MEN ARE FROM VEGAS
WOMEN ARE FROM M&S The subtle and not so subtle differences
between male and female views of the world ... and of each other. BREASTS
"A lot of MEN think the larger a WOMAN's breasts are, the
less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's
the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less
intelligent the men become." Anita Wise "WOMEN are always complaining about MEN's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?" Jonathan Carroll CHILDBIRTH
"They say MEN can never experience the pain of childbirth. But they can, if you hit them in the 'goolies' with a cricket bat for 14 hours."Jo Brand On the one hand, MEN will never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. Bruce Willis HOUSEWORK
"The scorn MEN express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a WOMAN who doesn’t." Penny Kome "The obvious solution to the housework problem is to let MEN do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They'd hire secretaries, buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything." Dave Barry UNDERWEAR
"WOMEN would much rather try on bras than see them on surgically altered, airbrushed supermodels, but we know how much MEN enjoy the Victoria's Secret catalogue. Consider it a gift."Melora Hardin "MEN want the same thing from their underwear that they want from WOMEN: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom." Jerry Seinfeld |