James Bond Licence To Quote

James Bond:
Licence To Quote

1500 Humorous Quotes about 007

Quotable Doctor Who

The Quotable
Doctor Who - Vol 1

Quotations about the world's favourite Time Lord
Published on Dec 7th, 2010

Poker Quotations

The Quotable
Poker Player

1500 Humorous Poker Quotes

Fred Astaire Quotes

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Ebooks Quotes and Ebooks Readers (Kindle, iPad, Sony Reader & Nook)
"There are books on computers? Isn’t the point of computers ... to replace books?" CORDELIA CHASE (Charisma Carpenter) on ANGEL
COMING SOON

A fun-packed selection of eBooks from Blue Eyed books.

Topics will range from ...


Bad Film Reviews

Fred & Ginger


James Bond v. The Other Spies


The Hole is More than the Sum of the Putts


The Top Ten Ryder Cup matches ever


Poisonous Quotes & Barbed Quotes


Amusing Analogies


Celebrity Sex Quotes


Funny TV Quotes 


and more ...

In the mean time, while you wait patiently for
Blue Eyed Books to get their collective eFinger out, or if you are simply gagging to read a funny eBook, click the link below for the Blue Eyed Books recommended humor books available on Kindle ...

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UNREAL EBOOK QUOTES

"eBooks serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all."
Abraham Lincoln


"The oldest eBooks are still only just out to those who have not read them."

Samuel Butler


"The man who does not read good eBooks has no advantage over the man who can't read them."

Mark Twain


"Outside of a dog, an eBook is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

Groucho Marx


"An eBook is like a garden carried in the pocket."

Chinese Proverb


"An eBook must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul."

Franz Kafka

"No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good eBbooks."
Elizabeth Barrett Browning

"If there's an eBook you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it."

Toni Morrison



REAL EBOOK QUOTES

“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”

Stephen Fry


In light of the fact that the above appears to be the only known funny quote about eBooks, here are a couple more Frylights relating to the old-fashioned form of the book ...

"I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book."
Stephen Fry

"A book is judged, not by its reference to life, but by its reference to other books."
Stephen Fry

A BIT OF FRY & LAURIE
on KINDLE




QUOTES ABOUT EBOOKS ?

If anybody knows of any other funny / insightful eBook quotes, please share them with us in the comments box below.

QUOTABLE titles
from BLUE EYED BOOKS

to look out for as an E-Book



The Quotable Harry Potter

"Laughing Gear" - The Quotable Top Gear

The Quotable Michael Jackson

The Quotable Fashionista

The Quotable Fly Angler

Box of Laughs - Classic US TV Quotes